Mercedes Ashley Makes America Proud [Babes]
While some pornstresses we know will be celebrating the holiday in the more-or-less usual ways, the hardworking Mercedes Ashley was busy emailing us her best wishes for the Glorious Fourth along with a photo of her exercising her right to girl-on-girl oil wrestling with pal Tanya Danielle and the promise that "Also, for the record...I am Mercedes Ashley sending you the emails and answering every single one of them. No assistant sent this and it is not computer generated. Never... [More]

Love, American Style [Hardcore]
We know the thankfully recently departed Senator Jesse Helms was a staunch proponent of federal legislation outlawing desecration of the U.S. flag, but we wonder what he would have had to say about this plucky couple using Old Glory as a bedspread for their amateur porn shoot. After all, the fact that anyone can be a porn star in this great land of ours is surely one of the most cherished liberties we're celebrating as a nation today, isn't it?... [More]

Along with this sexy sexy sexy country we ... [Altporn]
Along with this sexy sexy sexy country we call home, our friends at Lazerbunny are also celebrating their birthday this Fourth of July. the site launched a year ago today. We were hoping to see Fleshbot crush object Baby Sinead jumping out of a big sparkler-covered red, white and blue birthday cake ... but we guess we'll just have to settle for Sandra Bernhard dancing around on a stage with tassles on her nipples. Ain't America great? (lazerbunny.com) ... [More]

Yet Another "Porn On The Fourth Of July" Headline [Pornstars]
While we're taking (most of) the day off today here at Fleshbot to have some intern water balloon fights, wave around a few Roman candles, and pop our big juicy weenies into some nice tender buns, pornstresses like Angelina Valentine and Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel will be ... uh, spend ing time with their friends and enjoying the festivities too. They really are just regular people, you know. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter" [This Week In Porn Titles]
The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers." ·... [More]

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Two Predictions About The Size Of Your Cock [Sex Toys]
While "Keep your wiener cleaner" is an excellent motto, ask our 12-year-old selves about the last time we jerked off with soap or shampoo to know how potentially painful this gag gift is. Suggested for bachelor parties, what this novelty really says is, "I want to hurt your urethra." Not so with Lex Steele's Big Man XL Steel Cock Ring, however: what that says is, "I want to destroy your enemies." Oddly enough, in the very same box we received... [More]

Sugasm #138 - The best of this week's sex blogs
Ma rlena courtesy of Badgirl’s Hotbox. The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #139? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set. This Week’s Picks You’re going to come for me. “I imagined her, bound. Wrists behind her back, whimpering.” Champagne Orgasms “I cry out, begging for him to stop, begging... [More]

It’s Fun To Be On Top
We girls know that it’s always fun to be on top, controlling the action, looking down at your guy as he squirms beneath you, watching the pleasure wash across his face as you ride his cock. So there’s no need at all to explain the expression of pleasure on Bunny’s face as she sits astride [...]

Nazi Training Camp
Drawing of a woman punishing a man in a Nazi concentration camp.

Wanderer - Porny stuff! ( 14 hours and 44 minutes ago )
Computer chair Porny stuff! One of those things about self-abuse in your own home- if you wanna nap afterwards, nobody's complaining that you fell asleep before cuddling. Yay for papa-san chairs with pillows. :P