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Pain Sluts Like Pretty Skin Too! I live for the day when the Q & A in beauty magazines deal with the questions we are most reluctant to ask ~ afterall, wouldn't it be nicer to write in as "Blotchy in MN" rather than ask a girlfriend or medical professional for some help with blotches & other skin problems after some BDSM play? But you don't have to wait for the magazines to become helpful, because as usual, the Sex Kittens are here to help! To you foreplay is a more than a few light spankings, it's some serious smacks with a leather paddle. Or perhaps you're into other play that wreaks havoc with your skin. You've got red splotches, raw areas, perhaps even bruises. You want to play rough again, but do not want to start out looking ~ or feeling ~ like that! What can you do?
There are showers, compresses and other things, but what's quick & something you can do virtually anywhere, without others knowing about it? Sounds like you need some magical healing balm...
Let Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm ride to your rescue.
Whoop-Ass Healing Balm is made with a combination of Chirally Correct TM ingredients designed to let those into BDSM play rough, then quickly heal so they can play rough again. Sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? So, Gracie sacrificed her perfect tush just so she could find out for you.
Smack, Smack, SMACK went the crop. For each smack, I let out a wince or a yelp (and we won't discuss the fluids emitted as well!). He continued until both cheeks had some pretty red spots. Some were just color spots, others were a bit raised. After about 20 minutes (I'll leave what transpired in those 20 minutes to your imagination), my lover gently rubbed just a little bit of the Whoop-Ass on my ass ~ One side only, so we could see the difference in 'treated vs. untreated.'
Within a minute, the red spots had all but vanished and the spots where the crop had hit harder &/or had been used multiple times (where the skin was not only red, but raised), those had improved as well. Minutes later, you could hardly see any evidence of crop use on the treated side. Really!
So it works. But what's the down side?
As far as I can see, there isn't any.
It's called a balm, but it has the consistency of a lotion ~ no grease to worry about ruining bedding or clothing. It didn't sting or otherwise irritate my already upset skin. Whoop-Ass just works. I've never tried anything like it!
The balm is green in color, but don't think it's some cosmetic trick to hide red skin tones ~ this stuff works. My ass cannot lie. This blend of key active ingredients is anti-inflammatory, antibacterial, antiseptic, healing & refreshing, just as they promise.
(I know I was ready for more! In fact, sensory sluts know how great a gentle massage feels on abused places... Mmmm, heaven... But in this case, the balm has longer term help than that!)
Another plus is the flip-top cap container which allows for easy dispensing as well as a snap to close. (No wants to fuck around trying to find the damn bottle's cap after sex, do they?)
And Whoop-Ass isn't just for women either. It isn't just for pretty, pretty asses, and other people who like girly things. This is a unisex product. In fact, it does a manly job of helping you walk it off after a tough game. It has a very subtle smell, non-offensive, not perfumy. And the packaging is discreet. Men who don't want to be benched will like it too.
Want to get back in the game, coach? It's time for some Whoop-Ass!
© Gracie
** One word of caution: I do not recommend putting any lotions on burns or other boo-boos from hot wax play ~ it may trap heat inside the skin! Instead, place affected area under cool running water, and wait until the next day to try any balms or treatments. As always, seek professional help for medical situations.
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